Snooty and Goon: The Revenant

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Oscar Season closes with Leo’s latest attempt, and what an attempt it is. He’s thrown caution (and physical well-being) to the wind as he treks across the wilderness. Snooty and Goon had front-row seats, and they’re ready to break down this cinematic breakdown.

Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

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The Revenant: S&G in a Snap!

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“Inspired” by “true” “events.”

The violence in this movie is un-bear-able. HA! I’m hilarious.

Snooty and Goon: She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Back when a stunt double is what your vision did after you got clocked on the head doing your own damn stunts.

Back when a stunt double is what your vision did after you got clocked on the head doing your own damn stunts.

That sanctimonious white dog lends Snooty and Goon the WABAC to view a piece of early cinematic Americana. Harken back to a rough time during America’s rebellious teen years, when the men were MEN, the women were MEN, and the horses were also MEN.

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She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

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Snooty and Goon: A Million Ways to Die in the West

The showdown of the century! ...if you ignore every single other non-toddler showdown in human memory.

The showdown of the century! …if you ignore every single other non-toddler showdown.

Saddle up for this mediocre comedy that thumbs its nose at the death it celebrates to go on way, way, way too long.

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