13 Hours: S&G in a Snap!

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What’s with all the reading in this poster? It distracts me from the explosions.

A real American hero…es.

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Snooty and Goon: Beasts of No Nation

If Elba ever had any real interest in the role of James Bond, he's REALLY playing against type here.

If Elba ever had any real interest in the role of James Bond, he’s REALLY playing against type here.

Let’s get topical with the first exclusive Netflix movie premiere! …discounting all those festivals that featured it. This movie is so heavy, so weighty, that we needed to add in our Pretentious Best Friend to help us pick it apart.

Click here to speak to the Commandant!

War by Edwin Starr

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Trailer Talk

Ratchet and Clank

Freaks of Nature (Red Band Trailer)

My All American

Hail, Caesar!

Beasts of No Nation: S&G in a Snap!

Not necessarily at the top of the "Netflix and Chill" list.

Not necessarily at the top of the “Netflix and Chill” list.

I understand that it’s hard finding a sitter, and that daycare can be expensive, but… Look, I’m just saying, there are far, FAR worse alternatives.

Snooty and Goon: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

All aboard the Friendship Express! Woo-woo!

All aboard the Friendship Express! Whoo-whoo!

Another mission? Already? Well, Snooty and Goon have been honing their espionage chops for just such an occasion. This slick, sexy throwback to Sixties spy craft won’t get the better of our two agents…unless something blows their cover. DUN DUN DUNNNN!

No, they’re actually fine.

Click here for a clueless dullard and an elitist asshole teaming up to save the world (of cinema)!

Secret Agent Man (cover by The Toasters)

Trailer Talk

Hitman: Agent 47

Burnt

The Transporter Refueled

The Intern

Snooty and Goon: World War Z

"Enjoy this picture of Brad Pitt watching a ruined city as he flies away, because this is pretty much all he does in the film."

“Enjoy this picture of Brad Pitt watching a ruined city as he flies away, because this is pretty much all he does in the film.”

Taking another trip in the WABAC to the distant year of 2013, when zombies ruled the cinemas and Pepsi was worth dying for. What a dark and terrible time…

Click here to grab a lobo and join the fight!

Snooty and Goon: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

"Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."

“Good…bad…I’m the one with the gun.”

Snooty and Goon channel their wild side to face┬áthe end of the human race. Will the apes do better than humanity? Meh. They can’t do any worse.

Click here for an audio vaccine to the Simian Flu!

I09’s insightful review that Snooty absolutely didn’t steal any ideas from

Trailer Talk

Exodus: Gods and Kings

The Maze Runner

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Unbroken

Get On Up

Snooty and Goon: Ender’s Game

A heavily tattooed man leading a pre-teen down a secluded corridor. Nope, nothing wrong with that.

A heavily tattooed man leading a pre-teen down a secluded corridor. Nope, nothing wrong with that.

 

It’s game over for this long-awaited adaptation of Orson Scott Card’s novel. Did Ender get the high score? Click the link to find out!

Snooty and Goon: Ender’s Game