13 Hours: S&G in a Snap!

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What’s with all the reading in this poster? It distracts me from the explosions.

A real American hero…es.

Snooty and Goon: The 33

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas' best hope for an Oscar.

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.

It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.

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Working in the Coal Mine by Lee Dorsey

Trailer Talk

The Young Messiah

The Choice

Risen

Room (check out a review for it here by our Pretentious Best Friend)

Snooty and Goon: The Walk

"I can make that jump."

“I can make that jump.”

Snooty and Goon take a walk through history with this sticky-sweet adaptation of the daring wire walk at the Twin Towers. It strolled through the festival circuit, and now the movie is stepping up to wide-release in theaters. Even still, I think The Martian will still keep this one underfoot.

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Walk Hard by John C. Reilly

Trailer Talk

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

The Secret Life of Pets

The Fifth Wave

Love the Coopers

The 33

The Walk: S&G in a Snap

You want to walk between WHAT? On WHAT?

You want to walk between WHAT? On WHAT?

It’s a long way down from the top. Just ask the director of Back to the Future.

Snooty and Goon: Black Mass

It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

“It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”

History comes to life in the form of lawbreakers, federal agents, and lawbreaking federal agents sitting around talking about crime between horrifically brutal murders. Nobody’s going to put a gun to your head, but I think it would be criminal to miss this episode of Snooty and Goon!

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Johnny Depp by Amy Anne

Trailer Talk

The Jungle Book

Creed

In the Heart of the Sea

Snooty and Goon: The Perfect Guy

Get ready for the most intense game of "Kill/Bang/Marry" you've ever played!

Get ready for the most intense game of “Kill/Bang/Marry” you’ve ever played!

It’s hard out there for a single lady, especially when her man can’t commit…or when he commits way, way, WAY too hard. But never fear, because love experts* Snooty and Goon are here to break down the ins and outs of this latest attempt to scare you out of the dating pool.

*Snooty and Goon may not offer good advice. Consult your local dating website. 

Click here to find out what love’s got to do with it (got to do with it)!

Every Breath You Take by The Police (cover by Aaron Krause)

Trailer Talk

Joy

Spotlight

Creed

Concussion