Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.
It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.
Snooty and Goon take a walk through history with this sticky-sweet adaptation of the daring wire walk at the Twin Towers. It strolled through the festival circuit, and now the movie is stepping up to wide-release in theaters. Even still, I think The Martian will still keep this one underfoot.
“It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”
History comes to life in the form of lawbreakers, federal agents, and lawbreaking federal agents sitting around talking about crime between horrifically brutal murders. Nobody’s going to put a gun to your head, but I think it would be criminal to miss this episode of Snooty and Goon!
Get ready for the most intense game of “Kill/Bang/Marry” you’ve ever played!
It’s hard out there for a single lady, especially when her man can’t commit…or when he commits way, way, WAY too hard. But never fear, because love experts* Snooty and Goon are here to break down the ins and outs of this latest attempt to scare you out of the dating pool.
*Snooty and Goon may not offer good advice. Consult your local dating website.