Snooty and Goon: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

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“I’m not going to ask you again, Dwight… Where. Is. Pam?”

It’s another Michael Bay film, but there are no robots or turtles to be found. That just leaves us with the heroic REAL-LIFE exploits of American military contractors rising to the occasion and saving lives. The men are heroic, but is the movie worthy of them?

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by The Andrews Sisters

Trailer Talk

10 Cloverfield Lane

Gods of Egypt

Money Monster

The Conjuring 2

Snooty and Goon: Independence Day

Here we see Jeff Goldblum waving goodbye to his movie career while Will Smith just sits there, watching.

Here we see Jeff Goldblum waving goodbye to his movie career.

Snooty and Goon step into their absolutely legitimately-procured WABAC to visit the smash summer blockbuster hit of 1996, the days when fighter pilots were elected president, crop dusters could legally fly with a .06 BAC, and MacBooks could not be stopped.

Click here to hear the fat lady sing!


Trailer Talk

Independence Day

Independence Day

Independence Day (Honest Trailer)

(Everything Wrong With) Independence Day

Snooty and Goon: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Look, it's Optimus Prime, and he's riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Look, it’s Optimus Prime, and he’s riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Orson Welles once described the Transformers franchise as being about “toys who do horrible things to each other.” Thirty years later, Michael Bay has reinvented the franchise to be about toys who do horrible things to their audience.

Click here before you buy a ticket and transform yourself into a remorseful moviegoer.

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The Giver

Into the Storm

Dracula Untold

The Equalizer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes