It just isn’t Star Wars without a grumpy old actor who agrees to slum it even though he hates the franchise.
The biggest movie release of the year deserves the biggest episode ever of Snooty and Goon! We call in our two ringers, Professor Science and the Pretentious Best Friend, in a no-holds-barred rundown of Disney’s first full-length Star Wars feature. Spoilers abound!
When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.
The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of these answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!
Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!
Take a ride with Snooty and Goon as they weather their first post-summer flick, a sequel/reboot good enough to have been a disappointing August release. Statham didn’t like the payday on this film and drove away. He might have been smarter for it.
“There’s something on the wing of the plane!” “Pipe down, Shatner.”
The instructions still self-destruct, the agents are still disavowed, and “impossible” is still only a word used to describe the success of this long, long, long-running movie franchise. Even still, Snooty and Goon are always game for one more mission. Won’t you join them?