Snooty and Goon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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It just isn’t Star Wars without a grumpy old actor who agrees to slum it even though he hates the franchise.

The biggest movie release of the year deserves the biggest episode ever of Snooty and Goon! We call in our two ringers, Professor Science and the Pretentious Best Friend, in a no-holds-barred rundown of Disney’s first full-length Star Wars feature. Spoilers abound!

The Saga Begins by Weird Al Yankovic

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Captain America: Civil War

X-Men: Apocalypse

Star Trek Beyond

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens: S&G in a Snap!

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Look at all the new action figures! NOW AVAILABLE IN STORES!

A slumbering giant reawakens to take over the box office for the next three months. Find out here if it lives up to the hype!

Snooty and Goon: Mockingjay, Part II

Snow problems here!

When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.

The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of┬áthese answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Trailer Talk

2oolander

The Forest

The Boy

How to Be Single

Now You See Me 2

Gods of Egypt

The Divergent Series: Allegiant

Mockingjay, Part II: S&G in a Snap!

Flamebird is my favorite DC super hero.

Somebody help! That poor bird’s been on fire for four movies now!

After Talkingjay Part I, we’re all ready for some action, amirite? Hoo ah!

Snooty and Goon: The Transporter Refueled

Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!

Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!

Take a ride with Snooty and Goon as they weather their first post-summer flick, a sequel/reboot good enough to have been a disappointing August release. Statham didn’t like the payday on this film and drove away. He might have been smarter for it.

Click here to gas up on all the movie’s goods!

Trailer Talk

The Last Witch Hunter

The Hateful Eight

Ride Along 2

Rock the Kasbah

The Perfect Guy

The Transporter Refueled: S&G in a Snap!

The poster is a metaphor for the franchise: a car parked on the side of the road, going nowhere.

The poster is a metaphor for the franchise: a car parked on the side of the road, going nowhere.

A car movie so authentic, so genuinely immersive, it actually replicates the sensation of being stuck in traffic for ninety minutes!

Snooty and Goon: Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

"There's something on the wing of the plane!" "Pipe down, Shatner."

“There’s something on the wing of the plane!”
“Pipe down, Shatner.”

The instructions still self-destruct, the agents are still disavowed, and “impossible” is still only a word used to describe the success of this long, long, long-running movie franchise. Even still, Snooty and Goon are always game for one more mission. Won’t you join them?

Click here to accept the mission and assemble your team of reviewers!

Mission Impossible Theme (cover by Nick McKaig)
Trailer Talk

Crimson Peak

Spectre

Zoolander 2

13 Hours: The Secret Solders of Benghazi

The Revenant