“I’m not going to ask you again, Dwight… Where. Is. Pam?”
It’s another Michael Bay film, but there are no robots or turtles to be found. That just leaves us with the heroic REAL-LIFE exploits of American military contractors rising to the occasion and saving lives. The men are heroic, but is the movie worthy of them?
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It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!
Who needs gadgets when your good looks are chiseled enough to cut your enemies?
The Bond franchise circles back around to what kids today will only remember as “that guy who sort of looks like Doctor Evil.” Or is Doctor Evil too far back for kids today to remember? Man, getting old is rough…