“I’m not going to ask you again, Dwight… Where. Is. Pam?”
It’s another Michael Bay film, but there are no robots or turtles to be found. That just leaves us with the heroic REAL-LIFE exploits of American military contractors rising to the occasion and saving lives. The men are heroic, but is the movie worthy of them?
Don’t cry, Emma Stone. You’ve got the world’s greatest hat. With sunglasses BUILT IN!!!
It’s time to take a tropical vacation to a place where the sun shines warm and breezes blow cool, and to where Cameron Crowe continues to grossly misunderstand expressions of human emotion. If you don’t understand what’s going on, don’t worry: a superfluous character will be along shortly to tell you everything you need to know.