Snooty and Goon: Joy

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Nothing says “empowered woman” like chopping off all her hair and sticking her in a leather jacket. FEMINISM!

2016 may be here, but Snooty and Goon still need to wrap up the last year before their auld acquaintance may be forgot. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper re-team with David O. Russell to recreate the magic of American Hustle. They’ve got the American, but do they have that old Hustle?

Joy to the World (cover by Pentatonix)

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The Boss

Jane Got a Gun

Miracles From Heaven

Eddie the Eagle

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Kung Fu Panda 3

Snooty and Goon: Mockingjay, Part II

Snow problems here!

When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.

The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of these answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

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2oolander

The Forest

The Boy

How to Be Single

Now You See Me 2

Gods of Egypt

The Divergent Series: Allegiant

Mockingjay, Part II: S&G in a Snap!

Flamebird is my favorite DC super hero.

Somebody help! That poor bird’s been on fire for four movies now!

After Talkingjay Part I, we’re all ready for some action, amirite? Hoo ah!

Snooty and Goon: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1

They look like disappointed judges on a bad season of American Idol. ...so, any season of American Idol.

They look like disappointed judges on a bad season of American Idol. …so, any season of American Idol.

Snooty and Goon pay tribute to one of their earliest reviews by braving the half-a-sequel. Can this Mockingjay still fly when half its wing is clipped? They have the answer, and they’ll share it with you in this week’s episode! But really, the answer is, “kinda?”

Click here to burn with us!


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Pitch Perfect 2

The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death

Night at the Museum: Ben Stiller, Please Stop

Insurgent (check out CinemaSins’ take on the first film)

Cinderella

Mortdecai

Mor

Snooty and Goon: X-Men: Days of Future Past

"Make the scanner X-shaped." "But Charles, that'll make it six times as expensive, and a lot less effective at distinguishing between--" "Make. The scanner. X. Shaped."

“Make the scanner X-shaped.”
“But Charles, that’ll make it six times as expensive, and a lot less effective at differentiating–“
“Make. The scanner. X. Shaped.”

Snooty and Goon fire up their Cerebro (which is more or less a pantry covered in tinfoil) to find this latest mutant outing from Fox. With any luck, Bryan Singer will make us forget than anyone besides Bryan Singer ever directed an X-Men film.

By the way, Snooty, Cyclops was played by James Marsden. Jason Marsden might be one of your favorite voice actors, but he was never in X-Men.

Click here to trigger your mutant ability to hear funny, insightful film criticism!

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Guardians of the Galaxy

Sex Tape (Red Band Trailer)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Kingsman: the Secret Service

Earth to Echo

Big Hero 6

Snooty and Goon: American Hustle

Can't get much more 70s than that...

Can’t get much more 70s than that…

In which Snooty makes a Shakespearian faux pas, and Goon dislikes a character meant to be disliked.

Hustle here to download the latest episode!

 

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