Nothing says “empowered woman” like chopping off all her hair and sticking her in a leather jacket. FEMINISM!
2016 may be here, but Snooty and Goon still need to wrap up the last year before their auld acquaintance may be forgot. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper re-team with David O. Russell to recreate the magic of American Hustle. They’ve got the American, but do they have that old Hustle?
When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.
The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of these answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!
They look like disappointed judges on a bad season of American Idol. …so, any season of American Idol.
Snooty and Goon pay tribute to one of their earliest reviews by braving the half-a-sequel. Can this Mockingjay still fly when half its wing is clipped? They have the answer, and they’ll share it with you in this week’s episode! But really, the answer is, “kinda?”
“Make the scanner X-shaped.” “But Charles, that’ll make it six times as expensive, and a lot less effective at differentiating–“ “Make. The scanner. X. Shaped.”
Snooty and Goon fire up their Cerebro (which is more or less a pantry covered in tinfoil) to find this latest mutant outing from Fox. With any luck, Bryan Singer will make us forget than anyone besides Bryan Singer ever directed an X-Men film.
By the way, Snooty, Cyclops was played by James Marsden. Jason Marsden might be one of your favorite voice actors, but he was never in X-Men.