“Inspired” by “true” “events.”
The violence in this movie is un-bear-able. HA! I’m hilarious.
“Yup. That’s my name up there.”
Just in time for 2016, it’s a movie released in 2015! We’re…very timely.
Look at all the new action figures! NOW AVAILABLE IN STORES!
A slumbering giant reawakens to take over the box office for the next three months. Find out here if it lives up to the hype!
Yes, newspapers were still relevant then. Stop giggling.
If you’re ever feeling like the world is against you and you just can’t win, just keep trying and have faith.
The other 364 days, Krampus collects snow globes. Hobbies are important to a working man.
Has this movie been naughty or nice? Eh, it’s really neither.
If the kid starts trouble, can you still tell him to go to his room?
It could stand to be roomier.
Always wear a helmet if there’s a chance of encountering Morlocks.
Let’s get down! In a geological sense, I mean.