Snooty and Goon: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

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“I’m not going to ask you again, Dwight… Where. Is. Pam?”

It’s another Michael Bay film, but there are no robots or turtles to be found. That just leaves us with the heroic REAL-LIFE exploits of American military contractors rising to the occasion and saving lives. The men are heroic, but is the movie worthy of them?

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by The Andrews Sisters

Trailer Talk

10 Cloverfield Lane

Gods of Egypt

Money Monster

The Conjuring 2

13 Hours: S&G in a Snap!

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What’s with all the reading in this poster? It distracts me from the explosions.

A real American hero…es.

Snooty and Goon: The Revenant

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Oscar Season closes with Leo’s latest attempt, and what an attempt it is. He’s thrown caution (and physical well-being) to the wind as he treks across the wilderness. Snooty and Goon had front-row seats, and they’re ready to break down this cinematic breakdown.

Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Free State of Jones

Dirty Grandpa

Fifty Shades of Black (Red Band Trailer)

The Revenant: S&G in a Snap!

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“Inspired” by “true” “events.”

The violence in this movie is un-bear-able. HA! I’m hilarious.

Snooty and Goon: The 33

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas' best hope for an Oscar.

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.

It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.

Click here to dig into the movie!

Working in the Coal Mine by Lee Dorsey

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The Young Messiah

The Choice

Risen

Room (check out a review for it here by our Pretentious Best Friend)

The 33: S&G in a Snap!

Always wear a helmet if there's a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Always wear a helmet if there’s a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Let’s get down! In a geological sense, I mean.

Snooty and Goon: The Walk

"I can make that jump."

“I can make that jump.”

Snooty and Goon take a walk through history with this sticky-sweet adaptation of the daring wire walk at the Twin Towers. It strolled through the festival circuit, and now the movie is stepping up to wide-release in theaters. Even still, I think The Martian will still keep this one underfoot.

Click here for the next step!

Walk Hard by John C. Reilly

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

The Secret Life of Pets

The Fifth Wave

Love the Coopers

TheĀ 33