It just isn’t Star Wars without a grumpy old actor who agrees to slum it even though he hates the franchise.
The biggest movie release of the year deserves the biggest episode ever of Snooty and Goon! We call in our two ringers, Professor Science and the Pretentious Best Friend, in a no-holds-barred rundown of Disney’s first full-length Star Wars feature. Spoilers abound!
As far as relationship obstacles go, “I banged your dad” seems pretty insurmountable.
We’re going back in time again, but sans WABAC, as Blake Lively takes us on a whirlwind tour of the Twentieth Century. In her long life, she’s seen heart-wrenching wars, breathtaking scientific and technological advancements, achievements in humanity that would make the stoniest heart break…and the only thing that can make her want to truly live again is Michiel Huisman’s manly, bearded face. Sigh.