It just isn’t Star Wars without a grumpy old actor who agrees to slum it even though he hates the franchise.
The biggest movie release of the year deserves the biggest episode ever of Snooty and Goon! We call in our two ringers, Professor Science and the Pretentious Best Friend, in a no-holds-barred rundown of Disney’s first full-length Star Wars feature. Spoilers abound!
When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.
The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of these answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!
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It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!
Who needs gadgets when your good looks are chiseled enough to cut your enemies?
The Bond franchise circles back around to what kids today will only remember as “that guy who sort of looks like Doctor Evil.” Or is Doctor Evil too far back for kids today to remember? Man, getting old is rough…
Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!
Take a ride with Snooty and Goon as they weather their first post-summer flick, a sequel/reboot good enough to have been a disappointing August release. Statham didn’t like the payday on this film and drove away. He might have been smarter for it.