Snooty and Goon: The Revenant

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Oscar Season closes with Leo’s latest attempt, and what an attempt it is. He’s thrown caution (and physical well-being) to the wind as he treks across the wilderness. Snooty and Goon had front-row seats, and they’re ready to break down this cinematic breakdown.

Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Free State of Jones

Dirty Grandpa

Fifty Shades of Black (Red Band Trailer)

Snooty and Goon: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Having trouble bringing your muddle of a trilogy to any kind of satisfying conclusion? Just throw a bunch of CGI monsters at the screen. Snooty and Goon won’t mind. OR WILL THEY?

They do.

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The Divergent Series: Insurgent

Terminator: Genesis Gynises Genisys Genderyst Gendo-fest

San Andreas

Mad Max: Fury Road

Snooty and Goon: The Black Cauldron

All of this could have been avoided if the main character had simply made bacon in the first ten minutes of the movie. Just sayin'.

All of this could have been avoided if the main character had simply made bacon in the first ten minutes of the movie. Just sayin’.

Once again stranded in the cultural wasteland of the Midwest, Snooty and Goon turn to the past to fill the time. Watch as a nostalgic waltz down Goon’s memory lane destroys yet another small piece of Snooty, as it was¬†foreseen by the psychic pig.

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NOTHING!!!

Snooty and Goon: Persecuted

"SYMBOLISM!"

“SYMBOLISM!”

Snooty and Goon investigate America’s most persecuted group: wealthy white conservative Christians. Those poor people…

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The Guest

Step Up: All In

Atlas Shrugged, Part III

The Identical