What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Oscar Season closes with Leo’s latest attempt, and what an attempt it is. He’s thrown caution (and physical well-being) to the wind as he treks across the wilderness. Snooty and Goon had front-row seats, and they’re ready to break down this cinematic breakdown.
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Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.
Having trouble bringing your muddle of a trilogy to any kind of satisfying conclusion? Just throw a bunch of CGI monsters at the screen. Snooty and Goon won’t mind. OR WILL THEY?
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All of this could have been avoided if the main character had simply made bacon in the first ten minutes of the movie. Just sayin’.
Once again stranded in the cultural wasteland of the Midwest, Snooty and Goon turn to the past to fill the time. Watch as a nostalgic waltz down Goon’s memory lane destroys yet another small piece of Snooty, as it was foreseen by the psychic pig.
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