“I’m not going to ask you again, Dwight… Where. Is. Pam?”
It’s another Michael Bay film, but there are no robots or turtles to be found. That just leaves us with the heroic REAL-LIFE exploits of American military contractors rising to the occasion and saving lives. The men are heroic, but is the movie worthy of them?
Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.
It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.
“It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”
History comes to life in the form of lawbreakers, federal agents, and lawbreaking federal agents sitting around talking about crime between horrifically brutal murders. Nobody’s going to put a gun to your head, but I think it would be criminal to miss this episode of Snooty and Goon!