Nothing says “empowered woman” like chopping off all her hair and sticking her in a leather jacket. FEMINISM!
2016 may be here, but Snooty and Goon still need to wrap up the last year before their auld acquaintance may be forgot. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper re-team with David O. Russell to recreate the magic of American Hustle. They’ve got the American, but do they have that old Hustle?
All the excitement of an episode of Hell’s Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!
What’s cooking, good looking? Just another undercooked foodie drama starring the thinking man’s Ryan Reynolds. They poached a great cast from better movies, but this film ends up bland and flavorless. Somebody in Hollywood really wound up with egg on their face for this one.
Don’t cry, Emma Stone. You’ve got the world’s greatest hat. With sunglasses BUILT IN!!!
It’s time to take a tropical vacation to a place where the sun shines warm and breezes blow cool, and to where Cameron Crowe continues to grossly misunderstand expressions of human emotion. If you don’t understand what’s going on, don’t worry: a superfluous character will be along shortly to tell you everything you need to know.
“See, I told you I could shoot it out of his hands. You owe me a Coke.”
Eastwood takes aim at another Oscar with this adaptation of the titular soldier’s autobiography. There’s shooting, worrying, insurgence, and stress disorders of the post-traumatic variety aplenty, but is there enough to take home that little golden man?