Snooty and Goon: Joy

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Nothing says “empowered woman” like chopping off all her hair and sticking her in a leather jacket. FEMINISM!

2016 may be here, but Snooty and Goon still need to wrap up the last year before their auld acquaintance may be forgot. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper re-team with David O. Russell to recreate the magic of American Hustle. They’ve got the American, but do they have that old Hustle?

Joy to the World (cover by Pentatonix)

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The Boss

Jane Got a Gun

Miracles From Heaven

Eddie the Eagle

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Kung Fu Panda 3

Snooty and Goon: Burnt

All the excitement of an episode of Hell's Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!

All the excitement of an episode of Hell’s Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!

What’s cooking, good looking? Just another undercooked foodie drama starring the thinking man’s Ryan Reynolds. They poached a great cast from better movies, but this film ends up bland and flavorless. Somebody in Hollywood really wound up with egg on their face for this one.

Click here for a full menu!

Eat It by Weird Al Yankovic

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By the Sea

The Danish Girl

The Big Short

Joy

The H8ful Eight

Carol

Burnt: S&G in a Snap!

A poster almost as boring and pointless as the movie itself.

A poster almost as boring and pointless as the movie itself.

We could probably come up with a bunch of cooking puns to tell you how much this one stinks, but something like that would be pretty half-baked.

Aw, nuts.

Snooty and Goon: Aloha

Don't cry, Emma Stone. You've got the world's greatest hat. With sunglasses BUILT IN!!!

Don’t cry, Emma Stone. You’ve got the world’s greatest hat. With sunglasses BUILT IN!!!

It’s time to take a tropical vacation to a place where the sun shines warm and breezes blow cool, and to where Cameron Crowe continues to grossly misunderstand expressions of human emotion. If you don’t understand what’s going on, don’t worry: a superfluous character will be along shortly to tell you everything you need to know.

Click here to hang loose, man!


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Spectre

Rikki and the Flash

Black Mass

Snooty and Goon: American Sniper

"See, I told you I could shoot it out of his hands. You owe me a Coke."

“See, I told you I could shoot it out of his hands. You owe me a Coke.”

Eastwood takes aim at another Oscar with this adaptation of the titular soldier’s autobiography. There’s shooting, worrying, insurgence, and stress disorders of the post-traumatic variety aplenty, but is there enough to take home that little golden man?

Click here for the man, the Myth, the Legend!


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Voices

Chappie

Kingsman: The Secret Service