Snooty and Goon: Gremlins

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This is more or less what Snooty and Goon look like when going to the movies.

It’s that time of year when Snooty and Goon get to watch a movie they’re guaranteed to like. Yay! And what could be more in the spirit of the holidays than a movie about a bunch of monsters running amok, eating everything, and killing anyone who wants to ruin their fun.

Wait, what?

Too Many Gremlins by Jerry Goldsmith

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Snooty and Goon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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It just isn’t Star Wars without a grumpy old actor who agrees to slum it even though he hates the franchise.

The biggest movie release of the year deserves the biggest episode ever of Snooty and Goon! We call in our two ringers, Professor Science and the Pretentious Best Friend, in a no-holds-barred rundown of Disney’s first full-length Star Wars feature. Spoilers abound!

The Saga Begins by Weird Al Yankovic

Trailer Talk

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Captain America: Civil War

X-Men: Apocalypse

Star Trek Beyond

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: S&G in a Snap!

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Look at all the new action figures! NOW AVAILABLE IN STORES!

A slumbering giant reawakens to take over the box office for the next three months. Find out here if it lives up to the hype!

Snooty and Goon: Spotlight

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This is the movie, everyone: people sitting around and talking. And it’s FANTASTIC!

It’s another amazing Indie film with rough subject matter and fantastic performances. I don’t know what we did to deserve such amazing movies, but I hope it keeps happening.

Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen (cover by Rufus Wainwright)

Trailer Talk

Knight of Cups

X-Men: Apocalypse

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Midnight Special

Snowden

Triple 9 (Red Band Trailer)

The Legend of Tarzan

Spotlight: S&G in a Snap!

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Yes, newspapers were still relevant then. Stop giggling.

If you’re ever feeling like the world is against you and you just can’t win, just keep trying and have faith.

Snooty and Goon: Krampus

This really gets his goat.

Why, Omi, what big eyes you have!

It’s that time of year again for chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, and a demon with an endlessly long tongue to drag naughty children to hell in his sack of demonic toys and…wait, what?

The Krampus Comes Tonight by The Krampus Collaborative

Trailer Talk

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

The Other Side of the Door

Barbershop: The Next Cut

Krampus: S&G in a Snap!

Shake it like a Poloroid picture!

The other 364 days, Krampus collects snow globes. Hobbies are important to a working man.

Has this movie been naughty or nice? Eh, it’s really neither.