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Room: S&G in a Snap!

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If the kid starts trouble, can you still tell him to go to his room?

It could stand to be roomier.

Snooty and Goon: The 33

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas' best hope for an Oscar.

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.

It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.

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Working in the Coal Mine by Lee Dorsey

Trailer Talk

The Young Messiah

The Choice

Risen

Room (check out a review for it here by our Pretentious Best Friend)

The 33: S&G in a Snap!

Always wear a helmet if there's a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Always wear a helmet if there’s a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Let’s get down! In a geological sense, I mean.

Snooty and Goon: Spectre

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It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!

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James Bond Theme (cover by Helm and Heik)

Trailer Talk

Warcraft

London Has Fallen

Anomalisa

Thirteen Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Spectre: S&G in a Snap!

Who needs gadgets when your good looks are chiseled enough to cut your enemies?

Who needs gadgets when your good looks are chiseled enough to cut your enemies?

The Bond franchise circles back around to what kids today will only remember as “that guy who sort of looks like Doctor Evil.” Or is Doctor Evil too far backĀ for kids today to remember? Man, getting old is rough…

Snooty and Goon: Burnt

All the excitement of an episode of Hell's Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!

All the excitement of an episode of Hell’s Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!

What’s cooking, good looking? Just another undercooked foodie drama starring the thinking man’s Ryan Reynolds. They poached a great cast from better movies, but this film ends up bland and flavorless. Somebody in Hollywood really wound up with egg on their face for this one.

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Eat It by Weird Al Yankovic

Trailer Talk

By the Sea

The Danish Girl

The Big Short

Joy

The H8ful Eight

Carol