Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.
It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.
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It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!
Who needs gadgets when your good looks are chiseled enough to cut your enemies?
The Bond franchise circles back around to what kids today will only remember as “that guy who sort of looks like Doctor Evil.” Or is Doctor Evil too far back for kids today to remember? Man, getting old is rough…
All the excitement of an episode of Hell’s Kitchen, but with a $10 ticket price!
What’s cooking, good looking? Just another undercooked foodie drama starring the thinking man’s Ryan Reynolds. They poached a great cast from better movies, but this film ends up bland and flavorless. Somebody in Hollywood really wound up with egg on their face for this one.