“There’s something on the wing of the plane!” “Pipe down, Shatner.”
The instructions still self-destruct, the agents are still disavowed, and “impossible” is still only a word used to describe the success of this long, long, long-running movie franchise. Even still, Snooty and Goon are always game for one more mission. Won’t you join them?
You know, a movie where Ben Kingsley has to be Ryan Reynolds would be way more interesting.
Science fiction tries to teach our intrepid critics another lesson in morality, but the message gets a little bogged down in superfluous car chases and convenient military reflexes. But if you take your medicine, you probably won’t remember this film anyway.