Snooty and Goon: Room

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“I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.” -Morpheus, The Matrix (1999)

Snooty and Goon finally catch another Indie fresh off its tour of the festival circuit! The year may be coming to a close, but there’s still room for some great films in 2015, and this is definitely one of them.

Room by Jillian Edwards

Trailer Talk

Captain America: Civil War

The Witch

Room: S&G in a Snap!

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If the kid starts trouble, can you still tell him to go to his room?

It could stand to be roomier.

Snooty and Goon: Mockingjay, Part II

Snow problems here!

When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.

The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of┬áthese answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Trailer Talk

2oolander

The Forest

The Boy

How to Be Single

Now You See Me 2

Gods of Egypt

The Divergent Series: Allegiant

Mockingjay, Part II: S&G in a Snap!

Flamebird is my favorite DC super hero.

Somebody help! That poor bird’s been on fire for four movies now!

After Talkingjay Part I, we’re all ready for some action, amirite? Hoo ah!

Snooty and Goon: The 33

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas' best hope for an Oscar.

Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.

It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.

Click here to dig into the movie!

Working in the Coal Mine by Lee Dorsey

Trailer Talk

The Young Messiah

The Choice

Risen

Room (check out a review for it here by our Pretentious Best Friend)

The 33: S&G in a Snap!

Always wear a helmet if there's a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Always wear a helmet if there’s a chance of encountering Morlocks.

Let’s get down! In a geological sense, I mean.

Snooty and Goon: Spectre

Can you kill people and look this good doing it? Then life as a 00 Agent might be for you. Sign up now!

It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!

Click here to stroke a white cat and cackle madly!

James Bond Theme (cover by Helm and Heik)

Trailer Talk

Warcraft

London Has Fallen

Anomalisa

Thirteen Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Alice Through the Looking Glass