“I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.” -Morpheus, The Matrix (1999)
Snooty and Goon finally catch another Indie fresh off its tour of the festival circuit! The year may be coming to a close, but there’s still room for some great films in 2015, and this is definitely one of them.
When going to an execution, be sure you’re wearing your heavy-duty mascara from Maybelline’s Capitol Collection.
The Hunger Games have concluded in a giant ball of (the Girl On) Fire! Was the four-year journey worth the trip? Did we need an extra movie to wrap it up? Which love interest will Katniss choose? You’d already know most of these answers if you’d bother to pick up a book!
Tireless excavation unearths Antonio Banderas’ best hope for an Oscar.
It’s back to the WABAC, this time to view the inspiring events of 2010 as thirty-three Chilean miners are rescued from the depths of the world. It was up to the Chilean government to save their buried citizens, but now it’s up to Snooty and Goon to decide if this cinematic adaptation can live up to such a recent real-life story.
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It’s time for one last spy romp before 2015 comes to a close. Daniel Craig is James Bond! Goon hasn’t seen most of his movies! Snooty can’t tell the difference between Ray Fiennes and Ralph Fiennes, even though the former doesn’t appear to exist!