The Martian: S&G In A Snap!

Matt Damon, you are bad at space. Stop going into space already!

Matt Damon, you are bad at space. Stop going into space already!

Sure, when billions of taxpayer dollars go to bring Astronaut Damon home, it’s “heartwarming” and “inspiring.” But when I try to write off the booze and prostitutes from my European vacation as business expenses, I’m a monster. Where’s the justice in that?

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A tormented genius in a world that doesn't deserve him.

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