Snooty and Goon: Sicario

That hallway is serious as fuck.

That hallway is serious as fuck.

Drugs are bad. Snooty and Goon would be the last two critics to disagree with that notion, especially in a public and searchable medium. But what are we as a nation willing to do to stem the tide of drugs, or to at least make it more manageable? Get to your nearest theater to find out!

Click here for a badass “solution” to the Mexican drug problem!

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Krampus

Secrets In Their Eyes

The Last Witch Hunter

Trumbo

The Angry Birds Movie

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Sicario: S&G in a Snap!

It may look like the opening to a James Bond film, but don't be fooled.

It may look like the opening to a James Bond film, but don’t be fooled.

The War on Drugs is hell…on drugs. But with the help of one plucky FBI agent, can America turn it around and win for Old Glory? No. Absolutely, unquestionably no.

Snooty and Goon: Black Mass

It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

“It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”

History comes to life in the form of lawbreakers, federal agents, and lawbreaking federal agents sitting around talking about crime between horrifically brutal murders. Nobody’s going to put a gun to your head, but I think it would be criminal to miss this episode of Snooty and Goon!

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Johnny Depp by Amy Anne

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Creed

In the Heart of the Sea

Snooty and Goon: The Perfect Guy

Get ready for the most intense game of "Kill/Bang/Marry" you've ever played!

Get ready for the most intense game of “Kill/Bang/Marry” you’ve ever played!

It’s hard out there for a single lady, especially when her man can’t commit…or when he commits way, way, WAY too hard. But never fear, because love experts* Snooty and Goon are here to break down the ins and outs of this latest attempt to scare you out of the dating pool.

*Snooty and Goon may not offer good advice. Consult your local dating website. 

Click here to find out what love’s got to do with it (got to do with it)!

Every Breath You Take by The Police (cover by Aaron Krause)

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Joy

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Creed

Concussion

The Perfect Guy: S&G in a Snap!

It's so much easier to just get a cat. At least then, you know that the thing you love DEFINITELY wants you dead, but also won't care if you miss Valentine's Day.

It’s so much easier to just get a cat. At least then, you know that the thing you love DEFINITELY wants you dead, but also won’t care if you miss Valentine’s Day.

Breaking up is hard to do…when one person in the relationship wants to wear you like a coat.

Snooty and Goon: The Transporter Refueled

Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!

Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!

Take a ride with Snooty and Goon as they weather their first post-summer flick, a sequel/reboot good enough to have been a disappointing August release. Statham didn’t like the payday on this film and drove away. He might have been smarter for it.

Click here to gas up on all the movie’s goods!

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The Last Witch Hunter

The Hateful Eight

Ride Along 2

Rock the Kasbah

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