Drugs are bad. Snooty and Goon would be the last two critics to disagree with that notion, especially in a public and searchable medium. But what are we as a nation willing to do to stem the tide of drugs, or to at least make it more manageable? Get to your nearest theater to find out!
“It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”
History comes to life in the form of lawbreakers, federal agents, and lawbreaking federal agents sitting around talking about crime between horrifically brutal murders. Nobody’s going to put a gun to your head, but I think it would be criminal to miss this episode of Snooty and Goon!
Get ready for the most intense game of “Kill/Bang/Marry” you’ve ever played!
It’s hard out there for a single lady, especially when her man can’t commit…or when he commits way, way, WAY too hard. But never fear, because love experts* Snooty and Goon are here to break down the ins and outs of this latest attempt to scare you out of the dating pool.
*Snooty and Goon may not offer good advice. Consult your local dating website.
Interchangeable characters? What a great premise to use in our soft reboot!
Take a ride with Snooty and Goon as they weather their first post-summer flick, a sequel/reboot good enough to have been a disappointing August release. Statham didn’t like the payday on this film and drove away. He might have been smarter for it.