Snooty and Goon: Ted 2

If this is the face for inanimate equality, the movement is doomed.

If this is the face for inanimate equality, the movement is doomed.

The Bad Boys of Cinema subject themselves to a truly grizzly experience. Can they bear it? No, but they do promise that the actual review doesn’t subject you to more bear puns. …many more bear puns.

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Trainwreck (Red Band Trailer)

Terminator: Gendercist Gondormist Generallybadspelling

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Straight Outta Compton (Red Band Trailer)

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Snooty and Goon: Inside Out

The next time you don't know how to feel, at least now you have someone to blame: THESE JERKS.

The next time you don’t know how to feel, at least now you have someone to blame: THESE JERKS.

Snooty and Goon are┬ádisgustedly afraid at how happy and sad this move makes them, which is infuriating!┬áMaybe it would be easier if this film just picked an emotion and stuck with it, but it wouldn’t be nearly as honest.

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Kung Fu Panda 3

Hillsong: Let Hope Rise

Hotel Transylvania 2

The Peanuts Movie

Zootopia

The Good Dinosaur

Snooty and Goon: Jurassic World

I don't think it would take a special like "Blackfish" to convince people this was a bad idea.

I don’t think it would take a special like “Blackfish” to convince people this was a bad idea.

We don’t need no WABAC to revisit the past, because Hollywood’s bringing it to us in full 3D glory. The park is bigger, the dinosaurs are bigger, but does it still delivery that deadly Disneyland-esque magic?

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The Martian

Max

Minions

The Transporter: Refueled

Bridge of Spies

The Walk

Jurassic World: S&G in a Snap!

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Forget Jets and Sharks. I want to see a dinosaur gang war. Raptors versus Rexes! Rexies? Rexers?

Life will find a way…back into a dead franchise to help fill out an ailing summer blockbuster season.

Snooty and Goon: Spy

Do not screw with cat ladies. They might not actually be cat ladies.

Do not screw with cat ladies. They might not actually be cat ladies.

Snooty and Goon are back for their third (really, third?) spy movie of the year, and the first comedy they’ve enjoyed in ages. But pour out your vodka martinis and leave your shoe phones by the door: this movie takes its spying casually and works just a little blue.

 

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The Gallows

American Ultra (Red Band Trailer)

Magic Mike XXL

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

Ted 2 (Red Band Trailer)