Snooty and Goon: Jupiter Ascending

Dog boy meets space princess. Dog boy falls in love with space princess. Dog boy loses space princess. Dog boy rescues space princess. Rinse and repeat until end credits.

Dog boy falls in love with space princess. Dog boy loses space princess. Dog boy rescues space princess. Rinse and repeat until end credits.

No horoscope nonsense here, just a couple of critics taking a (gravity-booted) run at the latest sci fi epic from the masterminds behind the Matrix. There’s no virtual reality and no color-coded pills, but anything else goes in this huge, beautiful, messy, flawed roller coaster of a movie. Wings and blue goo optional.

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One thought on “Snooty and Goon: Jupiter Ascending

  1. Weeee! A beautiful, gigantic, mind-blowing love letter of a review for a love-letter-to-science-fiction movie. One of their best, including the blue goo, awesome gravity boots and Goon’s best movie recap to date.

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