Dog boy falls in love with space princess. Dog boy loses space princess. Dog boy rescues space princess. Rinse and repeat until end credits.
No horoscope nonsense here, just a couple of critics taking a (gravity-booted) run at the latest sci fi epic from the masterminds behind the Matrix. There’s no virtual reality and no color-coded pills, but anything else goes in this huge, beautiful, messy, flawed roller coaster of a movie. Wings and blue goo optional.