Snooty and Goon: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Having trouble bringing your muddle of a trilogy to any kind of satisfying conclusion? Just throw a bunch of CGI monsters at the screen. Snooty and Goon won’t mind. OR WILL THEY?

They do.

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One thought on “Snooty and Goon: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

  1. Snooty throws down the gauntlet and proposes yet another Hobbit trilogy by crossing over into ‘The Terminator’ saga and tasking Bilbo Baggins with saving Sarah Connor. Because everyone wants to see naked hobbits bursting forth into view in three more three hour movies. And, oh, god, New Zealand is in for another 6 years of frolicking actors. Goon’s fond memories of bonding with his father over Tolkien’s masterpiece have been sullied.

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