Snooty and Goon: Die Hard

The face of modern American Christmas! That's not weird, is it?

The face of modern American Christmas! That’s not weird, is it?

Have a belated Christmas present from Snooty and Goon! The boys try to suss out just what makes this forgettable Eighties action movie one of the most beloved films of its genre, to say nothing of a modern Christmas must-see. Then, because they aren’t done giving yet, they give you their look back at 2014. If you like Snooty and Goon, but can’t stand listening to them, stick around for the end of the episode to hear a year’s worth of opinions packed into less than fifteen minutes! Ho-ho-ho!

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Ending song: Die Hard by Guyz Nite Meanz Everything

 

No trailer talk this week, so see some Die Hard stuff instead!

Everything Wrong With Die Hard

The Honest Trailer for Die Hard

Some hobo reviews Die Hard

The people I wish we could be review Die Hard

And of course, the original trailer for Die Hard

 

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Snooty and Goon: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Pictured here is Galdalf, who has as much trouble remembering anything that happened in the last film as the audience does.

Having trouble bringing your muddle of a trilogy to any kind of satisfying conclusion? Just throw a bunch of CGI monsters at the screen. Snooty and Goon won’t mind. OR WILL THEY?

They do.

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Trailer Talk

The Divergent Series: Insurgent

Terminator: Genesis Gynises Genisys Genderyst Gendo-fest

San Andreas

Mad Max: Fury Road

Snooty and Goon: Exodus: Gods and Kings

"Moses probably isn't coming back. Or is he? Nah, he's not coming back. ...is he? Nahhhh."

“Moses probably isn’t coming back. Or is he? Nah, he’s not coming back. …is he? Nahhhh.”

Take a dip in the Red Sea for this latest retelling of the Book of Exodus, centered around kings and gods! Or, really, just the one king. And the one god. But man, is there exodus-ing! …about two hours in. It takes them two hours to leave Egypt.

Dammit, Moses, hurry up, or we’ll never get to the promised land!

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Trailer Talk

Unbroken

The Gunman

Into the Woods

Snooty and Goon: The Black Cauldron

All of this could have been avoided if the main character had simply made bacon in the first ten minutes of the movie. Just sayin'.

All of this could have been avoided if the main character had simply made bacon in the first ten minutes of the movie. Just sayin’.

Once again stranded in the cultural wasteland of the Midwest, Snooty and Goon turn to the past to fill the time. Watch as a nostalgic waltz down Goon’s memory lane destroys yet another small piece of Snooty, as it was foreseen by the psychic pig.

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Trailer Talk

NOTHING!!!

Snooty and Goon: The Penguins of Madagascar

The penguins, seen here, gear up for their movie the same way their audience does: with "healthy" snacks.

The penguins, seen here, gear up for their movie the same way their audience does: with “healthy” snacks.

Since their town is too culture-backwards to feature good movies, the boys of cinema have to skip The Imitation Game in favor of the other Benedict Cumberbatch movie to come out this weekend. Is it just as good? That depends on how much you love nature documentaries.

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*ending song: Afro Circus/Move It

Benedict Cumberbatch can’t say “penguins”
Trailer Talk

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Pan

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