Snooty and Goon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It's terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak...

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It’s terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak…

It’s four tremendous, super-powered martial artists versus America’s least favorite movie critics in a Mean VS Green battle royale!

Click here to get shell-shocked!

Closing music: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Rhythm Method

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2 thoughts on “Snooty and Goon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. Their childlike half-shell innocence ruined by the newest reboot of TMNT, Snooty and Goon reluctantly acknowledge that the current crop of immature popcorn slingers enjoyed the latest Michal Bay offering, but our dedicated reviewers extraordinaire carried on by pointing out the 2 dimensional wastes of time, the advancing invisibility of Megan Fox, Splinter’s punishment room, and the unlawful intercourse vibe that was throughout this movie. Listen to why you should watch the original version instead. And I want Goon’s chocolate chip cookie recipe.

  2. John says:

    Is there a word that means the opposite of Cowabunga? If so, that’s the word for the charmless, dull and derivative new take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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