Snooty and Goon: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Look, it's Optimus Prime, and he's riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Look, it’s Optimus Prime, and he’s riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Orson Welles once described the Transformers franchise as being about “toys who do horrible things to each other.” Thirty years later, Michael Bay has reinvented the franchise to be about toys who do horrible things to their audience.

Click here before you buy a ticket and transform yourself into a remorseful moviegoer.

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2 thoughts on “Snooty and Goon: Transformers: Age of Extinction

  1. Richard says:

    Galvatron is ‘cannon’ in the transformers universe although he was SUPPOSED to be an ‘evolved’ Megatron (Unicron saves him from ‘certain death’ in space giving him a new body)

  2. Stolen block buster scenes from other movies strung together to make lots and lots and lots of cash,Snooty thinks he can fit into Mark Wahlberg, Man of Steel-itis, Goon waxes nostalgic for Shai Labeouf, the Ogre as living proof, Dr Science is strangely missing, Galvatron – buy all our play sets and toys, nerdish inventors with 53-inch chests, token human characters, a low-rent Daisy Duke, Optimist Prime can fly! Goon’s fung shui concerns, guest appearance by Rainbow Dash, Frank Welker’s voice, Goon’s last shred of childish innocent is gone, and don’t see this movie, be amused by the review – for free!

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