Snooty and Goon: The Drop

Hardy and Gandolfini pictured here with as much understanding of and concern for the plot as anyone in the audience.

Hardy and Gandolfini pictured here with as much understanding of and concern for the plot as anyone in the audience.

One of the mob movie greats takes his final bow with a movie that isn’t worthy to shine his handcrafted Italian shoes. Snooty and Goon give you a yawn-by-yawn account of this lackluster capstone to the cinematic mob genre.

Click here, or fuggetabowtit!


Trailer Talk

The Seventh Son

Tusk

Men, Women, & Children

Birdman

Wild

Snooty and Goon: The Longest Week

Even the sexiness of this scene wilts before the awesome libido-curdling power of Jason Bateman's beard.

Even the sexiness of this scene wilts before the awesome libido-curdling power of Jason Bateman’s beard.

Is this a satire, or just a Wes Anderson knockoff? Snooty and Goon (don’t) have the answer!

Click here to pontificate on the nature of loving the idea of wanting love!

Trailer Talk

Horrible Bosses 2

The Theory of Everything

This Is Where I Leave You

Innocence

Laggies

Snooty and Goon: The November Man

Stuck for a solution on how to catch Devereaux, we find Mason watching old James Bond films to study his prey.

Stuck for a solution on how to catch Devereaux, we find Mason watching old James Bond films to study his prey.

With a view to a kill, Snooty and Goon join Pierce Brosnan to investigate a political conspiracy from Russia, with love. A Russian general wants to pound the living daylights out of our man Pierce, but I think you’ll find that the man with the golden gun will die another day. Octopussy.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to click here.


Trailer Talk

Hector and the Search for Happiness

The Equalizer

Mortdecai

The Judge

Snooty and Goon: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

"Bruce Willis is a ghost" is now a spoiler for two movies. What a world we live in...

“Bruce Willis is a ghost” is now a spoiler for two movies. What a world we live in…

“We sat down to a world of darkness, of torment and pain that would never leave us, like a hot branding iron pressed into the back of our eyeballs. It was the grim, overwrought works of latter-day Frank Miller, and it stunk like the garbage that paved our streets on this never-ending road to hell.”

Click here to enter the Sin City limits!

Trailer Talk

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Red Band Trailer)

Addicted (and Unfaithful [2002])

The Hateful Eight

The Interview

Amityville: The Awakening

Annabelle

Nightcrawler

Snooty and Goon: The Giver

Gaze into the bangs of evil!

It’s a good thing so much of this movie is in black and white, or else our off-color jokes might offend. Eh? Eh?
…oh, like you could do better.

Give us a break, and click on the link!

Trailer Talk

St. Vincent

The Best of Me

The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies

When the Game Stands Tall

Snooty and Goon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It's terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak...

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It’s terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak…

It’s four tremendous, super-powered martial artists versus America’s least favorite movie critics in a Mean VS Green battle royale!

Click here to get shell-shocked!

Closing music: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Rhythm Method

Trailer Talk

Paddington Bear

Mockingjay, Part 1

The Book of Life

The Penguins of Madagascar

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Camp X-Ray

Snooty and Goon: Guardians of the Galaxy

"What a bunch of A-holes."

“What a bunch of A-holes.”

I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me. Marvel, don’t you realize what you do to me?

I am Groot.


Trailer Talk

Dumb and Dumber To

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Interstellar

Into the Woods

Mockingjay: Part One

Annie