Goonish update

…So, everyone remember a little while back when I made that list of shows I would be reviewing this summer?  Yeah, so turns out working two jobs and never being home  when the shows air make it a wee bit difficult to keep up with a review schedule for them.  Sorry about that, I really am.  I honestly count myself lucky that I can still find time to see the movies for mine and Snooty’s weekly reviews.

But, there is some light on the horizon, in the form of me working less hours (which also means more sleep, the Goon does love his sleep) so what I am planning to do is give some more broad reviews of the shows when I have chance to sit down and get caught up and go back the usual episodic format when the Fall shows start up again.  Honestly don’t know how many people are reading these reviews, but to those of you that are and find enjoyment in my inane ramblings, I do will my best to get those up more regularly.

So, in the next few days, you can expect a Goonish review of Disney’s Girl Meets World and one of Defiance next week.  Also, don’t forget to check out mine and Snooty’s review of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy coming this weekend.

Snooty and Goon: Hercules

"Cross me, and you're gonna get hurt. John Hurt." *sunglasses*

“Cross me, and you’re gonna get hurt. John Hurt.”
*sunglasses*

Monsters! Gods! Heroes! Trials! None of these things matter as Snooty and Goon don their thongs for an epic romp through mythological Greece!

Click here, or suffer Hera’s wrath!

Io9 hates this movie.
Trailer Talk

Fifty Shades of Grey

Interstellar

Snooty and Goon: Persecuted

"SYMBOLISM!"

“SYMBOLISM!”

Snooty and Goon investigate America’s most persecuted group: wealthy white conservative Christians. Those poor people…

Click here to oppose the Equal Faiths Act!


Trailer Talk

The Guest

Step Up: All In

Atlas Shrugged, Part III

The Identical

Snooty and Goon: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

"Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."

“Good…bad…I’m the one with the gun.”

Snooty and Goon channel their wild side to face the end of the human race. Will the apes do better than humanity? Meh. They can’t do any worse.

Click here for an audio vaccine to the Simian Flu!

I09’s insightful review that Snooty absolutely didn’t steal any ideas from

Trailer Talk

Exodus: Gods and Kings

The Maze Runner

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Unbroken

Get On Up

Snooty and Goon: Independence Day

Here we see Jeff Goldblum waving goodbye to his movie career while Will Smith just sits there, watching.

Here we see Jeff Goldblum waving goodbye to his movie career.

Snooty and Goon step into their absolutely legitimately-procured WABAC to visit the smash summer blockbuster hit of 1996, the days when fighter pilots were elected president, crop dusters could legally fly with a .06 BAC, and MacBooks could not be stopped.

Click here to hear the fat lady sing!


Trailer Talk

Independence Day

Independence Day

Independence Day (Honest Trailer)

(Everything Wrong With) Independence Day

Snooty and Goon: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Look, it's Optimus Prime, and he's riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Look, it’s Optimus Prime, and he’s riding Unnamed Generic Robot Dinosaur Steed ($39.95, now in stores)!

Orson Welles once described the Transformers franchise as being about “toys who do horrible things to each other.” Thirty years later, Michael Bay has reinvented the franchise to be about toys who do horrible things to their audience.

Click here before you buy a ticket and transform yourself into a remorseful moviegoer.

Trailer Talk

The Giver

Into the Storm

Dracula Untold

The Equalizer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Snooty and Goon: The Rover

+20 friendship

+20 friendship

Snooty and Goon strap in for a road trip across the bleak future of Australia. Not once do they make a single joke about boomerangs, beer, kangaroos, dingos, or quote that episode of the Simpsons. I think that means they’re maturing as critics…

Click here to hunt down your new episode in a smoldering, taciturn rage!


Trailer Talk

Kill the Messenger

America

Into the Storm

A Most Wanted Man

The Green Inferno

The Drop