Snooty and Goon: The Giver

Gaze into the bangs of evil!

It’s a good thing so much of this movie is in black and white, or else our off-color jokes might offend. Eh? Eh?
…oh, like you could do better.

Give us a break, and click on the link!

Trailer Talk

St. Vincent

The Best of Me

The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies

When the Game Stands Tall

Snooty and Goon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It's terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak...

Look at what horrors ooze has wrought. It’s terrifying! Poor, twisted mutant freak…

It’s four tremendous, super-powered martial artists versus America’s least favorite movie critics in a Mean VS Green battle royale!

Click here to get shell-shocked!

Closing music: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Rhythm Method

Trailer Talk

Paddington Bear

Mockingjay, Part 1

The Book of Life

The Penguins of Madagascar

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Camp X-Ray

Snooty and Goon: Guardians of the Galaxy

"What a bunch of A-holes."

“What a bunch of A-holes.”

I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me. Marvel, don’t you realize what you do to me?

I am Groot.


Trailer Talk

Dumb and Dumber To

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Interstellar

Into the Woods

Mockingjay: Part One

Annie

Goonish update

…So, everyone remember a little while back when I made that list of shows I would be reviewing this summer?  Yeah, so turns out working two jobs and never being home  when the shows air make it a wee bit difficult to keep up with a review schedule for them.  Sorry about that, I really am.  I honestly count myself lucky that I can still find time to see the movies for mine and Snooty’s weekly reviews.

But, there is some light on the horizon, in the form of me working less hours (which also means more sleep, the Goon does love his sleep) so what I am planning to do is give some more broad reviews of the shows when I have chance to sit down and get caught up and go back the usual episodic format when the Fall shows start up again.  Honestly don’t know how many people are reading these reviews, but to those of you that are and find enjoyment in my inane ramblings, I do will my best to get those up more regularly.

So, in the next few days, you can expect a Goonish review of Disney’s Girl Meets World and one of Defiance next week.  Also, don’t forget to check out mine and Snooty’s review of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy coming this weekend.

Snooty and Goon: Hercules

"Cross me, and you're gonna get hurt. John Hurt." *sunglasses*

“Cross me, and you’re gonna get hurt. John Hurt.”
*sunglasses*

Monsters! Gods! Heroes! Trials! None of these things matter as Snooty and Goon don their thongs for an epic romp through mythological Greece!

Click here, or suffer Hera’s wrath!

Io9 hates this movie.
Trailer Talk

Fifty Shades of Grey

Interstellar

Snooty and Goon: Persecuted

"SYMBOLISM!"

“SYMBOLISM!”

Snooty and Goon investigate America’s most persecuted group: wealthy white conservative Christians. Those poor people…

Click here to oppose the Equal Faiths Act!


Trailer Talk

The Guest

Step Up: All In

Atlas Shrugged, Part III

The Identical

Snooty and Goon: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

"Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."

“Good…bad…I’m the one with the gun.”

Snooty and Goon channel their wild side to face the end of the human race. Will the apes do better than humanity? Meh. They can’t do any worse.

Click here for an audio vaccine to the Simian Flu!

I09’s insightful review that Snooty absolutely didn’t steal any ideas from

Trailer Talk

Exodus: Gods and Kings

The Maze Runner

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Unbroken

Get On Up